So if someone went to go buy a ciggy, they would have to say, "Ello, I'd like a pack of fags, please." Or their Tweet would be "Smoking a fag and enjoying it." Or "It's so hard to quit fags."
Happy birthday. You are now old enough to do stuff that people wouldn't do unless they would want to do it when the turn that age. That make sense at all?
You know you're British when..
- You apologise when someone treads on your toes.
- You wonder if the DFS sale will ever end.
- You've wanted to shove a copy of the Big Issue up someone's arse.
