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Written Posted to Facebook by my friend Jon.

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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nenestar

Oh my God. Wow.
I've always hated the topic of whether or not gay marriges are right or wrong.

HA only one?!

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Sanyu

Well yeah, the whole thing is sarcasm :P

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Potatoe-san

Hehe.

I feel stupid now. You are being sarcastic, right?

I was all pissed. I was like "This is so stupid"

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cheeky_angel004

I just don't see the point in gay marriages.....mainly because they can't have children together. :\

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Sanyu

I don't want kids full stop but I might get married. Pointless too I guess? But I'm not getting married for you or society, I'm getting married for my partner and stuff, same as gay people.

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Perfect_An

Oh whoa. At least it's all sarcasm. I would have died if it wasn't because of the first one. I'm just like, "OI, I HAVE EYEGLASSES!" Hehe. And the third one might actually be true. Some people think of crazy things as fads. Not that gay marriage is crazy. It's just a normal relationship with people of the same gender I guess. ^w^ Lolololol, 'haven't adapted to cars'. 8)

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dragongelf

this made me laugh...

sanyu could've probably heard me laugh even though she's in australia

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Potatoe-san

Some people dont care what society thinks.

Being a girl, and loving a girl, makes no diffrence. Its still love.

Kids seem to be the only ones that ever find a Gay freind, and still be there friends after they know.

You cant choose to be Gay, you just are. Accepting people is the only way to live a happy life. Cant be accepted without accepting.

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cheeky_angel004

I don't hate gays. Some of the best dress and hair designers here in the Philippines are actually gay and I have gay friends.

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