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sugartastic

Anything on the Disney Channel... don't get me wrong, I love original animated Disney movies, but watching High School Musical or Camp Rock might cause one to jump out a window headfirst. T_T;

Omgosh! BUT SERIOUSLY. As for movies that actually end up in theaters -- not counting HSM3 blech -- the worst one ever would have to be... "Cabin Fever". Oh my gosh. If you watched this movie when it came out a few years ago, you already know what I'm talking about. It became so ridiculous and horrible towards the end. Or... er, actually it was pretty stupid the whole way through. I thought it was a joke, but it was real. o_o; Seriously.

And listen to these. These were ACTUAL things that happened in the movie:

? A lady gets the "fever" which ruins her skin. It makes her bleed and it hurts and she's crying because she knows she's going to die. What does she do? She gets in the bath and starts shaving even though she's dying and it's like... taking off her skin. @_@ But she HAS to have her legs all smooth. That's totally priority.

? One of the guys sees that his girlfriend has the fever. He locks her in a shed. She's dying and suffering and all that. He says that he'll "quickly put her out of her misery". Harmlessly. He takes a shovel and starts trying to cut her head off with it while she's CONSCIOUS. Oh, that's quick and harmless! She starts screaming and it doesn't work so he continues to try to kill her with the shovel for about ten minutes.

? I swear this part happened. Look it up. D: So there's this freaky weird little kid. He really likes pancakes. He also has the "fever" which is deadly. He sees a guy who doesn't have it. Then, for no reason AT ALL, he screeches "PANCAAAKKKEEESSS!" in slow motion and runs to the guy and starts biting his face off. Or his neck or something. The guy gets the "fever" and ends up dying. I have no idea why that kid yelled pancakes but I totally remember that.

That's just a few of the stupid things. @_@; I hate that freaking movie. It made no sense. I questioned the sanity of the writers after I watched it. D: Ech. It's almost as bad as those movies you see on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

ALMOST. >_>

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dragongelf

^ holy crap... i lol'd so hard at the pancakes bit

i recently saw "the core" on tv...

what the hell kind of a movie is that supposed to be? i mean seriously... some guy magically invented a magical metal alloy that becomes "tougher" if the pressure and heat build up... how the hell would that work!?

also... to make the machine, he needs 5 billion (yes, with a B) dollars... and they just have that to spend!? since when does any government have 5 billion to spend just like that?! and how in the hell can they complete a 5 billion dollar project in 3 frickin months!?

seriously... even with unlimited manpower you cannot just simply create a frickin rocket to the center of the world in 3 months AND train a group of crappy actors to finish a mission that you'd need like 16 very smart, very capable scientists for!

goddamnit that movie sucked!

oh... near the end they show a bit of the planet where the ozon layer dissapears... then the sun starts frying the ocean... and the second the ozon layer dissapears, the ocean immediatly starts to boil... yeah... because the ozon layer is the only thing that keeps the frickin OCEAN from BOILING!

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sugartastic

WHAT, people actually liked Cabin Fever? >_>; Were they on DRUGS or something? I was reading about it online and I guess some people actually like stupid, brainless things like that.

I found the "PANCAKES" part on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_2GOoFaXE

How very unfortunate. :/
I'm still laughing at the comments on the video too. XDDD

And omgosh, dragongelf -- the movies you watch sound JUST like "b movies". They're really horrible low-budget films that are cheesy and make no sense. They usually don't end up in theaters, just on TV. They're absolutely terrible. T_T; I know because I've seen a ton. A show I love called MST3K is all about those movies. Except three guys watch these movies and make fun of them the whole time.

I swear -- there was one movie about this lady whose head was taken off. And then put in a pan. And she was still alive. It was so cheesy. @_@; She would talk and stuff and I totally forgot what it was all about but it was the worst thing I ever saw.

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nenestar

worst movies I've seen?
Uh Ouija [it a filipino movie] But anyway besides the fact that I could barely understand it but the ending was a cliff hanger and stuff and it was just weird. I mean to many people died and the two dead sisters well that was just weird. I didn't get the movie after the third time I watched it.

Harry Potter. :/ that movie puts me to sleep. it really really does.

andd
Shark Tale. Reasons? I have no clue why but everytime it's on I just don't at all watch it. I saw a bit of it and didn't want to continue watching it.

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xExotic

I dislike the ending of Prom Night.
It doesn't tell you at all what happenes next x___x

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dragongelf

today i ended up watching snakes on a plane...

has anyone seen this movie?

it went a little something like this...

friend of mine-"hey dude! i got a new movie starring Samuel L. Jackson!"

me- *gasp* SAMUEL L JACKSON?!

him- yeah! its called snakes on a plane!

me- wtf... well... samuel l jackson is usually a pretty good actor (not counting the horrible, horrible fiasco of deep blue sea!)

and so we watched it...

for the love of (fill in whoemever you worship here) avoid this movie! it makes no sense at all!

ok here's the gist of it...

basicly, some kid comes home and see's his father being brutally murdered... the next thing he knows, he's sitting in his room and the same guys are coming to kill him because he withnessed his fathers murder... no crying or whatever, his father died but nobody cares...

then samuel l jackson, portraying some fbi dud, is magically in his room and tells him to do exactly as he says... they make a run for it and end up on a plane going to california or wherever to testify against the killer... the killer wants him dead ofcourse and the only way to do this is by putting a bunch of crazy snakes on the plane...

because obviously, snakes are the most lethal killing devices a man can come across and its much easier to put snakes on a plane than to have the guy shot in the middle of the airport...

a bunch of shit goes wrong, a lot of people end up dying because the viscious snakes are hungry for human flesh and bla bla bla... all in all, complete, total and utter bullshit because snakes dont attack humans just like that...

it is, however, amusing to watch some random girl having sex with her boyfriend in the planes toilet whereas a snake drops down, bites the guy in the neck and the lady in the tit... and then in the other toilet some guy gets a snake on his dick... all in all, the movie was hilarious

sadly, the point of a horror/action movie is not to make you die of laughter

great fucking job...

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darkdreams

HSM1 HSM2 HSM3-Makes me really want to barf all it that is are some dumb people running around singing about everything.

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dragongelf

^

they actually made sequals?

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Perfect_An

:O You didn't know?! Well, yeah they did. And everybody is so desperate to get a High School Musical 4 DVD which is coming out tomorrow. Well, it comes out tomorrow in Canada, at least.

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Timelord

Do you mean HSM3? My sister watches it -_- xD

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